The Little Mermaid – Live Reaction

The Little Mermaid has the beginning credits thing! The music is great! Oh my goodness! This choir “ah” + orchestra rendition of Part of Your World! I love How Sebastian never gets what he deserves (or thinks he deserves). We love him. Sympathetic character. This is literally the worst song I’ve ever seen/heard. Why do they like it so much? Okay, I still think Ariel is a fool, but she is super adorable too. And she isn’t as much of a fool as her fellow merpeople. How does ariel fit through the window but not Flounder??? Oh yeah, because Disney loves … Continue reading The Little Mermaid – Live Reaction

The Last Jedi: Preview Review

This is not a review; it’s just my immediate opinions on this movie. Warning: May Contain Spoilers. I did NOT like The Last Jedi. Like its predecessor, The Force Awakens, I deem this movie unworthy of being Star Wars canon. My expectations were set very low for this movie. They were not met. There were a few scenes I liked for nostalgia purposes, including but not limited to: Luke’s interaction with R2-D2 where R2 showed the message from Leia in Episode IV and Rey and Kylo Ren’s team-up in the Emperor’s Chamber scene–oh, I’m sorry, I meant Snoke’s Chamber scene–because LIGHTSABER DUEL TEAM-UPS, THO!!! … Continue reading The Last Jedi: Preview Review

Ballet Petit: Nutcracker

I just went to see my friend perform in Ballet Petit’s production of the Nutcracker. It was a beautiful show with gorgeous costumes, fun sets, and, of course, amazing dancing. Ballet Petit is a children’s classical ballet school in Hayward, California. Here is a link to their website: http://www.balletpetit.com. This show had, of course, the traditional Nutcracker story: a girl named Clara receives a nutcracker from a magical toymaker, and that night he comes alive and becomes a prince who saves her from the evil Mouse King and takes her to the magical Land of Sweets. The dancing was very … Continue reading Ballet Petit: Nutcracker

Tangled

I dressed up as Rapunzel for Halloween this year! (“How old are you again?” you ask. “Does it matter?” I respond.) Subject This story is, as most Disney fairytales are, very LOOSELY based on the tale of Rapunzel. Normal people would complain about how Disney strays from the original stories, but in my opinion, variation is a bit necessary. Have you read the story of Rapunzel? She’s not exactly the most heroic of characters and you’re not exactly even rooting for her as you read it. I think the Brothers Grimm were more observant Narrators than passionate ones. So, the characters that … Continue reading Tangled

Barbie in a Mermaid Tale – Live Reaction

This is my all-time favorite Barbie movie. Probably. Will I always comment on the Universal opening logo? Yes. I love this opening, but when I looked up the lyrics one day, my childhood was ruined by the chorus. Written by Elise Allen. Merliah and her friends are the coolest characters in cinema!!!!!! Y’know, besides every single person who appears in Star Wars ever. I feel like the commentator was just an excuse for Barbie to show off that they knew (or thought they knew) surfer lingo. Barbie invented the Apple Watch before Apple did. IN YOUR FACE, SOCIETY! I love … Continue reading Barbie in a Mermaid Tale – Live Reaction

Guardians of the Galaxy – Live Reaction

Yep, all my live reactions are from movies that came out a LONG time ago. XP FYI, this is the first Guardians of the Galaxy, not Vol. 2. Wait, I’m confused–how old is Star Lord? If he was a kid in ’88, won’t he be super old in Infinity War? “These fool things.” What a grandpa thing to say. Actually, Peter’s dad gave you the tumor. PSYCH! It makes me so sad that he doesn’t take her hand and the last thing she gets before she dies is his rejection. But also, THE POOR KID!!!! (Side note: why were the mom’s … Continue reading Guardians of the Galaxy – Live Reaction